They tried to keep my court open past 5 again!

Protest in front of my house

Thank god I read the press release posted in Dallas Morning News' blog, Otherwise I would have got home while these people were protesting in front of my home. Also luckily I did mow my yard last weekend or at least I rearranged the rocks in the landscape. So my home doesn't look that bad. Maybe I should sell and move back to Dallas and help out at Daddy's hamburger stand before my house becomes a stop on one of those Duck bus tours of Austin. Tomorrow is Halloween and I am going as myself. Boo.

Hey I got a song named after me

Song by Possumheads

I am on Notice. lol

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Sign the Online Complaint Against Me

If you are as shocked as these people were by my refusal to accept an appeal 20 minutes after 5 PM by lawyers representing a man about to be executed, then sign on to their complaint. They will submit the complaint to the State Commission on Judicial Conduct on November 16, 2007.

Anyone can sign on to their complaint. It is intended as a means for regular members of the public to express their outrage at me. As if I care. Go ahead, sign the complaint. I need a long vacation. I think I will leave the office early Monday.

Sign the complaint.

I have a human right to impose capital punishment

If I am ready to go home at 5pm and your execution is scheduled for 6, then my human rights are more important than your "constitutional rights". Justice is where justice goes and I am going home at 5.

In 2001, the Houston Chronicle published an article in which it quoted from a 1994 interview when I first ran for a position on the Court of Criminal Appeals:

During her campaign to replace outgoing Judge Chuck Miller, Keller criticized the sitting court as too lenient and openly displayed her support for the death penalty.

In an opinion piece the Chronicle published a month before Keller was elected, she called the failure to impose capital punishment on convicted murderers "a human rights violation -- particularly if we take into account the human rights that murderers violate when left alive to kill again."

Keller, a former appellate prosecutor for Dallas County, said in a recent interview that her strong views do not affect the way she decides capital cases.

"We look at the arguments of both parties," she said.

Stupid Lawyers

Well some lawyers don't get it. According to this blog from a Houston attorney, a second complaint against me is in the works.

The Harris County Criminal Lawyers' Association is going to be filing a complaint against Judge Keller with the Commission on Judicial Conduct on Monday. Tomorrow from about 10:30 a.m. to about noon I will be in the ready room on the 7th floor of the Harris County Criminal Courthouse, 1201 Franklin Street at San Jacinto, with a copy of the complaint for you to sign.

It seems that Texas lawyers don't have anything better to do other than filing complaints against me for letting a convicted bastard go to hell. oh yea in case you didn't know, that bitch's name is Michael Richard. Don't they ever consider that someday soon or later they might come to my court with their cases? I am going to write down the names of any lawyers who sign a complaint against me. If they come to my court any time soon, I am "closing" at 4:45. And that includes you Mr. Dick DeGuerin!

You think I am kidding? Last year, right before the election, I called the DPS on a myspace profile that was criticizing me. I don't stand for criticism. I just might call the DPS again.

Some people say I should give up my position as the presiding judge because I have failed in leadership and teamwork. However I have led the other members of the Court of Criminal Appeals several times to vote against granting new trials to people who claim they are innocent. For instance, I voted to execute Kerry Max Cook, Ernest Willis, Anthony Graves and Cameron Todd Willingham. Some federal court overruled me on the first three, but Willingham is dead and you can thank me. Of course, I led the Court to deny a new trial for Roy Criner, but Governor Bush granted him clemency and let him go. That was the case where there was DNA evidence that exonerated Criner, but I don't care too much about science. I never got good grades in science classes. I just don't get that stuff. I may not understand a lot about science, but I understand promiscuity. Criner's victim was promiscuous, so we don't know who she had sex with, plus Criner could have used a condom, although that never came up at the trial level, but I convinced the rest of the CCA members to believe the possibility that Criner used a condom and to deny him a new trial. Do you know how hard it is to convince an appellate court to base a decision on facts that were not presented at the trial? I am a born leader.